Joey was hanging in a bar, and his friends asked him if he’d scored lately.
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Unleash Chaos“Man, I picked up this chick the other night and had the best sex ever,” Joey told them. “The only problem was, she was a total butterface.”
His friends asked him, “What the hell is a butterface?”
Joey answered, “Everything about her was hot, but her face.”
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