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This guy and this girl are rampantly having sex. During a lull in the passion, the guy asks the girl to turn over.

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“Why?” asks the girl.

“Because I want to try something different,” says the guy.

“That’s perverted!” says the girl.

“What did you say?” asks the guy.

“I said that’s perverted.”

“I’m sorry, I’m not quite sure I heard properly – what did you say?”

“I said that’s perverted.”

“Shit,” says the guy, “that’s a big word for a five year-old.”

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