Doctor, It Only Hurts When I Masturbate

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A man goes to the doctors and says “Doc, you gotta help me!”

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The doctor says “What’s your problem?”

The guy says every morning I wake up with my “morning flagpole”.. give the missus a quick one, then go to work. On the way to work I car pool with the next door neighbor’s wife who gives me a blow job during the ride to work.. Once I get to work I do some work and at morning tea time I go into the photocopy room and have it off with one of the young office girls. At lunch I take my secretary out to a hotel and give her a good bonking… For afternoon tea I give the boss’s wife a good servicing.. I then go home and slip the maid a few inches.. Then at night I give the missus another screw……

“Well” said the doctor. “What’s your problem?”

The guy says “Well, it hurts when I masturbate.”

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Posted: April 22, 2026 (2 months ago)
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Topics: health, relationships, sex
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