Beerfuck Meets Carmen at the Bar

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So this fella spots a nice looking gal in a bar goes up and starts small talk. Seeing that she didn’t back off he asked her name.

“Carmen,” she replied.

“That’s a nice name,” he said warming up the conversation, “Who named you, your mother?”

“No, I named myself,” she answered.

“Oh, that’s interesting, why Carmen?”

“Because I like cars, and I like men,” she said looking directly into his eyes. “What’s your name?”

“Beerfuck!”

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Posted: April 22, 2026 (2 months ago)
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Topics: nightlife, relationships
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