Clitoris Licking Frog Available

A lady was walking down the street when a small sign in the window of a shop caught her eye. She stopped, turned back and read the sign which said “Clitoris licking frog available.” Checking to see that no one on the street was observing her, she hurriedly entered the shop, closing the door quickly behind her.

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Inside there was a counter but no sign of activity or human presence. On the counter there was a bell with a sign on top saying: “Please ring for service”

The lady gave the bell a push. It rang but nothing happened. She hit the bell again and after a few minutes she heard a shuffling, slurping sort of sound and eventually a man emerged from a door behind the counter. “Bonjour madame”

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My Sock Fell Off

My son wanted to know what it was like to be a parent…

So, I woke him up at 2am to tell him my sock fell off and then again at 4 to tell him I needed to pee.

Posted: April 22, 2026 (5 months ago)
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Topics: communication, embarrassment, sex
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