A man goes to the doctor and complains that he has a bright orange penis

A man goes to the doctor and complains that he has a bright orange penis. The doctor takes a look, and sure enough, the man’s penis is bright orange.

The doctor asks the man about his daily habits to see if he could get a clue about the cause of the malady.

The man says, “My day is pretty normal. I get up in the morning and go to work. My work is at a desk in an office, so I don’t come into contact with any strange chemicals. I come home after work, make myself dinner, watch a little TV, then get ready for bed.”

The doctor asks, “Do you do anything before bed?”

The man says, “Nothing unusual, I just surf the web and eat Cheetos.”

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