Two Blondes Walk Into a Bar

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A young man walks into a bar and notices two lovely young blond women sitting down. He approaches the bar tender and asks: “Excuse me could I’d like to buy those two ladies a couple of drinks.”

But the bar tender gives him a funny look and answers, “I’m not so sure that is a good idea. You see they’re lesbians.”

“Sorry Mr. Bartender, but I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

And the bartender responded, “Why don’t you go over there and ask them?”

So the young man walked over to the women and asked, “I hear you are lesbians, what does that mean?”

And one answered politely, “We’ll we like to kiss, suck each others tits….”

And the young man yells to the bar tender, “Hey get us three drinks here for us lesbians!”

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Posted: April 22, 2026 (2 months ago)
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Topics: nightlife, sex
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