Two Gay Men Have A Happy Baby

Two gay gentlemen decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm, then have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital.

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Two dozen babies are in the ward, 23 of which are crying and screaming. One, over in the corner is smiling serenely. A nurse comes by, and to the gays’ delight, she points out the happy child as theirs. “Isn’t it wonderful?”

Brad exclaims. “All these unhappy children, and ours is so happy.”

The nurse says, “He’s happy now. But just wait until we take the pacifier out of his ass.”

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They Both Come in Olive Oil

What does Popeye and a can of sardines have in common?

They both come in olive oil.

Posted: April 22, 2026 (5 months ago)
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Topics: animals, relationships, sex
Sensitivity: Dark, PG-13, Questionable