Doorknob Trouble: Passionate Bathroom Encounter Goes Wrong

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This husband and wife were in the bathroom getting ready to go to work when the husband looked at his wife and said, “I gotta have you!”

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He backed her up against the bathroom door, pulled down her panties and nailed her. When he finished he started putting his clothes back on and saw his wife still writhing around against the door and he asked, “What’s wrong honey? Didn’t you come? Do you want more?”

His wife said, “No, no, it’s not that. I’m just trying to get the doorknob out of my ass!”

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Delicate Hand-Eye Skills

I often wonder if I would be in my current profession if I hadn’t developed my delicate hand-eye skills as a child playing “Operation.” Probably not, since the boss would have fired me long ago for ruining all those keyboards because of stray peanut bits falling off of my Salted Nut Roll.

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Posted: April 22, 2026 (2 months ago)
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Topics: bathroom humor, relationships, sex
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