Quick Finish Line: Newlywed Expectations Crash

The morning after their honeymoon night, the wife says to her husband, “You know, you’re really a lousy lover!”

The husband replies, “How would you know after only 30 seconds?”

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My boyfriend thought it’d be hot if I went out in public without

My boyfriend thought it’d be hot if I went out in public without wearing a bra. From all of the stares I got, I’m thinking maybe I should have at least worn a shirt.

Posted: April 24, 2026 (5 months ago)
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Topics: marriage, relationships, sex
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