Three Phases of the Male Life Cycle

A young woman asks her mother, “Mom, how many kinds of penises are there?”

The mother, surprised, answers, “Well, daughter, a man goes through three phases. In a man’s twenties, a man’s penis is like an oak, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his sixties, it is like a Christmas tree.”

“A Christmas tree?”

“Yes. Dried up, and the balls are there only for decoration.”