Condom Saves the Day

“First,” said the playboy, “I’m going to buy you a few drinks and get you a bit loose.”

“Oh no you’re not,” said the girl.

“Then I’ll take you to dinner and ply you with a few more drinks.”

“Oh no you’re not.”

“Then I’ll take you to my place and keep serving you drinks.”

“Oh no you’re not.”

“Then I’m going to make violent, passionate love to you.”

“Oh no you’re not.”

“And I’m not going to wear a condom either!” said the guy.

“Oh yes you are!” said the girl

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Seatbelt Didn’t Deploy

Today I was injured when I wrecked my car. I’m not sure what went wrong — I was wearing my airbag, but the seatbelt didn’t deploy.

Posted: April 24, 2026 (5 months ago)
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