Swedish Massage With a Twist

A young guy was laying on his back on a massage table, wearing only a towel over his groin.

A young, very attractive Swedish girl was massaging his shoulders, then his chest, and gradually worked her way down his torso. The guy was getting sexually excited as the masseur approached the towel. The towel began to lift and the Swedish girl arched her eyebrows.

“You wanna wank?”, she asked.

“You bet,” came the excited reply.

“O.K.,” she said, “I come back in ten minutes.”

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Funny That You Ask

A prostitute approaches a guy. “Hey babe, do you want to have sex for $400?”

Guy: “Funny that you ask, I could use that money very well.”

Posted: April 24, 2026 (5 months ago)
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Topics: communication, health, sex
Sensitivity: PG-13