Check and Chuck

The FDA announced today the approval of a new birth control product. The package combines an Early Pregnancy Test kit (or EPT) with the new French abortion pill, RU-486.

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The product will be marketed by Dow Chemical under the shelf name of “Check and Chuck!!”

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Posted: April 26, 2026 (3 months ago)
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