No Honey, No Butter

One afternoon Tommy was playing in the backyard when he smacked a buzzing honeybee with a stick.

His dad saw it and said, “Tommy! That’s not nice. Because of that, you’re not getting any honey for a whole month!”

A little later, Dad walked outside again and caught Tommy pulling the wings off a butterfly.

“Well, that does it,” his dad said. “No butter for you for a month either!”

That evening, Tommy’s mom was making dinner in the kitchen when a cockroach suddenly ran across the floor. She shrieked, grabbed her slipper, and squashed it flat.

She turned around and noticed Tommy and his dad staring at her.

Tommy looked up at his father and said, “Well, Dad… are you going to explain it to her, or should I?”