Better Get a Model That Gets Better Mileage

Little Johnny catches his parents shagging one afternoon. He yells in, “Hey, Pop! What are you doin’?”

Clean Mode hides the spicy parts.

His father says, “Son, I’m filling your mother’s tank.”

Johnny says, “Oh, yeah? Well, you better get a model that gets better mileage. The postman filled her this morning.”

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