Better Get a Model That Gets Better Mileage

Little Johnny catches his parents shagging one afternoon. He yells in, “Hey, Pop! What are you doin’?”

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His father says, “Son, I’m filling your mother’s tank.”

Johnny says, “Oh, yeah? Well, you better get a model that gets better mileage. The postman filled her this morning.”

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