Youll Never Hit Her From Here

Two guys were out playing golf.

Dan stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity – looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed.

Finally his exasperated friend Ken cried, “What’s taking so long? Hit the damn ball!”

“My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot,” answered Dan.

“Forget it, man,” said Ken. “You’ll never hit her from here.”