If You Drink Gin You Wont Have Worms

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A science teacher set up a simple experiment to show her class the danger of alcohol. She set up 2 glasses, one containing water, the other containing gin. Into each she dropped a worm.

The worm in the water swam merrily around. The worm in the gin quickly died.

“What does this experiment prove?” she asked.

Little Johnny from the back row piped up: “It proves that if you drink gin you won’t have worms.”

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Only time would tell

The frogs looked real. In fact, I was sure they were. But could they play those little musical instruments, especially burdened by that patina of lacquer inhibiting their movement? Only time would tell, and I had all night.

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Posted: April 27, 2026 (2 months ago)
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