I Still Have Mine

Little Johnny went up to his father and asked, “Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?”

Johnny’s father replied, “Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, ’cause I still have mine.”

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I’m Dreading It

I’m not a hairdresser, but a friend of mine asked me to do their hair like a Rastafarian.

I’m dreading it.

Posted: April 27, 2026 (5 months ago)
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