Mine Does

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Two nuns, Sister Mary and Sister Anne get drunk in a bar and end up shagging a couple of rednecks in the car park.

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Halfway through, Sister Anne repents and shouts, “Forgive him, Father, for he knows not what he does,” to which Sister Mary replies, “Mine does”.

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Posted: April 27, 2026 (2 months ago)
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Topics: alcohol, religion, sexual innuendo
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