Its Driving Me Nuts

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A pirate walks into a bar with a small steering wheel attached to the front of his pants.

The bartender says “Hey! You have a small steering wheel attached to the front of your pants!”

“Arrr. I know,” replied the pirate. “It’s driving me nuts.”

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Posted: April 28, 2026 (2 months ago)
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