Its Driving Me Nuts

A pirate walks into a bar with a small steering wheel attached to the front of his pants.

The bartender says “Hey! You have a small steering wheel attached to the front of your pants!”

“Arrr. I know,” replied the pirate. “It’s driving me nuts.”

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Never Start Off on the Wrong Foot

Why is a double amputee happier than an able-bodied person?

Because they never start off on the wrong foot.

Posted: April 28, 2026 (5 months ago)
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