The Female Brain Cell

Once upon a time, there was a female brain cell which, by mistake, happened to end up in a man’s head. She looked around nervously, but it was all empty and quiet.

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“Hello?” she cried… but no answer.

“Is there anyone here?”

She cried a little louder, but still no answer….

Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled: “HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?”

Then she heard a voice from far, far away …

“Hello – we’re all down here….”

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If frequent peeing were an Olympic sport, I’d definitely take the gold.

If frequent peeing were an Olympic sport, I’d definitely take the gold. But then I’d miss the medal ceremony cause I’d be in the bathroom.

Posted: April 30, 2026 (5 months ago)
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