The Female Brain Cell

Once upon a time, there was a female brain cell which, by mistake, happened to end up in a man’s head. She looked around nervously, but it was all empty and quiet.

“Hello?” she cried… but no answer.

“Is there anyone here?”

She cried a little louder, but still no answer….

Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled: “HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?”

Then she heard a voice from far, far away …

“Hello – we’re all down here….”

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Posted: April 30, 2026 (5 months ago)
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