Once upon a time, there was a female brain cell which, by mistake, happened to end up in a man’s head. She looked around nervously, but it was all empty and quiet.
“Hello?” she cried… but no answer.
“Is there anyone here?”
She cried a little louder, but still no answer….
Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled: “HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?”
Then she heard a voice from far, far away …
“Hello – we’re all down here….”
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