A redhead walks into a bar. She walks up to the bartender and says, “I’d like a RW, please.”
The bartender says, “What’s a RW, might I inquire?”
“Red Wine, Duh!”
The bartender serves her her drink. A brunette walks into the bar. “I’d like a WW, please.”
“A WW is… what?”
“White Wine, Duh!”
Bartender serves her drink. In walks a blonde. “I’d like a Fifteen, please.”
“What the HELL is a fifteen?”
“Seven and seven, Duh!”
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