He was so blonde that…
– he spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said “concentrate”
– he thought 2Pac Shakur was a Jewish holiday
– if you gave him a penny for intelligence, you’d get change back
– under “education” on his job application, he put “Hooked On Phonics”
– it takes him two hours to watch 60 Minutes
– he studied for a blood test – and failed
– he thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center
– he sold the car for gas money
– when he saw the “NC-17” (under 17 not admitted), he went home and got 16 friends
– he thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican Phone Company
– when he was on the highway going to the airport and saw a sign that said “Airport Left”, he turned around and went home
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