I was looking at my wife, no teeth in, tits on her belly, hair a mess and smoking a roll up.
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Unleash ChaosThen she cocked her leg and let out a massive fart.
“You are a mess and I’m disgusted with you,” I said.
“I’m still the woman you love and married,” she said. “Sometimes we all let ourselves go a bit.”
“We’re on our fuckin honeymoon,” I replied…
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