On Our Honeymoon

I was looking at my wife, no teeth in, tits on her belly, hair a mess and smoking a roll up.

Clean Mode hides the spicy parts.

Then she cocked her leg and let out a massive fart.

“You are a mess and I’m disgusted with you,” I said.

“I’m still the woman you love and married,” she said. “Sometimes we all let ourselves go a bit.”

“We’re on our fuckin honeymoon,” I replied…

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