It Was an Estimate

Bob the Builder walks up to a girl in a nightclub and says, “I have an 8 inch dick, and I can shag all night!”

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After a few drinks, she takes Bob home with her.

The next morning, she says, “You said you had an 8 inch dick and could last all night! Instead, you have a 5 inch dick and lasted three minutes!”

Bob replies, “I’m a builder, love. It was an estimate.”

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