I Think the Postman Wants to Buy Mom

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Little Johnny: Dad, why are you running your hands up and down the horse’s legs, and rump and chest?

Dad: Because when I’m buying a horse, I have to make sure it’s healthy and in good shape.

Little Johnny: Dad, I think the postman wants to buy Mom…

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Posted: May 2, 2026 (2 months ago)
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Topics: body image, family humor, marital humor
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