In That Case Ill Take Two

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A contractor wanted to give a politician a sports car. The politician objected saying, “My basic sense of ethics would never permit me to accept a gift like that.”

The contractor said, “I quite understand. Suppose we do this: I’ll sell you the car for ten dollars.”

The politician thought for a minute and said, “In that case I’ll take two.”

And that’s how things are in Congress today!

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Posted: May 2, 2026 (2 months ago)
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Topics: corruption, ethics, politics
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