That Lion Got Himself Into This Mess

A hunter goes on safari with his wife and his mother-in-law.

One morning, the wife wakes up to find her mother gone.

In a state of worry, she awakens her husband, and they both set off to find the old woman.

Suddenly, they break into a clearing, and there’s the mother-in-law, standing face-to-face with a ferocious lion!

“Quick, darling,” the wife shouts frantically, “Do something!”

“Oh, no,” the husband says, “That lion got himself into this mess. Let him get himself out!”

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Posted: May 3, 2026 (5 months ago)
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Topics: adventure, family humor, marital humor
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