Exactly Where Is Larrys Bar

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A man goes to a shrink and says, “Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me. Every evening, she goes to Larry’s bar and picks up men. In fact, she sleeps with anybody who asks her! I’m going crazy. What do you think I should do?”

“Relax,” says the doctor, “take a deep breath and calm down. Now, tell me, exactly where is Larry’s bar?”

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Posted: May 3, 2026 (2 months ago)
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Topics: alcohol, infidelity, marital humor
Sensitivity: PG-13