Four Deviants in a Bar

A sadist, zoophile, necrophile and masochist meet in a bar…

Clean Mode hides the spicy parts.

Sadist: “We should get ourselves a chicken and kill it!”

Zoophile: “We should get ourselves a chicken, have sex with it, and then kill it!”

Necrophile: “We should get ourselves a chicken, have sex with it, kill it, and then have sex with it again!”

Masochist: “BWAK BOK BOK BOK”

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