Tooth Hurty AM

Dentist: “You need to—”

Me: “I need to floss more.”

Dentist: “No, you need to get out of my house. It’s 2:30 a.m.”

Me…

Dentist…

Me: [muffled behind ski mask] “Tooth hurty a.m.”

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