Missing You

After an argument a husband sat in his work room throwing darts at a photo of his wife but not a single one hits the target.

From upstairs his wife asks him, “What are you doing?”

He replies, “Missing you!”

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Cunning Stunts

What’s the difference between a magician’s wand and a policeman’s taser?

The magician’s wand is for cunning stunts.

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Posted: May 3, 2026 (3 months ago)
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Topics: domestic life, marital humor, relationship humor
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