Jesus Walked Everywhere

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A young man asks his religious father for some money to buy a car…

The father says, “Not until you cut your hair and shave that beard.”

The son replies, “But Jesus had long hair and a beard.”

“That’s true, son,” says the father, “but Jesus also walked everywhere he went.”

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They say if you have positive thoughts about something, it will happen. Well, I’ve been thinking positively about my neighbor’s 19-year-old daughter, but so far, no luck. I think maybe my wife’s negative thoughts are interfering.

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Posted: May 6, 2026 (2 months ago)
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