Late one night, a thief broke into a widow’s house.
He pointed a gun and said, “You’ve got two choices… You can die… or you can enjoy.”
Terrified, the widow gave in.
Afterward, the thief fell asleep.
When morning came, the widow quietly took the gun from his hand and pointed it at him.
The thief woke up frozen in fear.
The widow smiled and said, “Now you have two choices… You can go home… or we can go again.”
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