Rented a Tux for Dad

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This guy’s father dies, so he goes to the undertaker and tells him he wants the best of everything for his father. The funeral is absolutely beautiful, and the guy is extremely pleased.

The next day, the guy gets a bill for $16,085, and he pays it. The next month, he gets another bill for $85. He figures it’s just a little supplementary bill, so he pays that, too.

Next month, another bill for $85 arrives, so he calls up the undertaker and says, “I keep getting these bills for 85 dollars. I thought I paid for the funeral already.”

The undertaker says, “Well, you said you wanted the best for your father, so I rented him a tux.”

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Posted: May 7, 2026 (2 months ago)
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Topics: death, family humor, money
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