Baptists and Catholics at a Party

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Do you know how to keep a Baptist from drinking all your beer at a party?
Invite two Baptists.

Do you know how to stop a Catholic from drinking all your beer at a party?
Neither do I.

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Posted: May 7, 2026 (2 months ago)
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