Baptists and Catholics at a Party

Do you know how to keep a Baptist from drinking all your beer at a party?
Invite two Baptists.

Do you know how to stop a Catholic from drinking all your beer at a party?
Neither do I.

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Just a figure of speech

My friend asked me to say a few words at his wife’s funeral, so I stepped up to the podium, cleared my throat, and said, “Curvy, shapely, voluptuous, generously proportioned, full-figured…”

He stopped me and said, “Dude, what are you saying??”

I replied, “Sorry… it was just a figure of speech.”

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Posted: May 7, 2026 (3 months ago)
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