Baptists and Catholics at a Party

Do you know how to keep a Baptist from drinking all your beer at a party?
Invite two Baptists.

Do you know how to stop a Catholic from drinking all your beer at a party?
Neither do I.

Share:TwitterFacebookLinkedinRedditWhatsappEmail

Heckle this joke

Got a better punchline or a worse take? Drop a one-liner.

Nobody has heckled this yet. Suspicious restraint.

Optional. Bad aliases encouraged.

0/280 · Moderated before publishing.
Related chaos

More chaos like this

Related punchlines from nearby corners of the joke swamp.

Joke Can I Have One of That Too Joke Stop Fucking My Ass Joke Donating Blood Joke The Missionary and the Chief Joke A Survivor in Heaven Joke Why Did You Make Her So Stupid

More posts

Born or Built: The Mystery of Photographic Memory

People with photographic memories…

Are they born with it, or does it take time to develop?

Posted: May 7, 2026 (5 months ago)
Views: 0
Shares: 0
Topics: alcohol, religion, stereotype
Sensitivity: Clean