A blonde and a brunette are hanging out. “Can you teach me how to tell a joke?” asks the blonde.
“People don’t seem to like my jokes,” she continued. “But everyone laughs at yours. How do you come up with such good jokes?”
“Honestly, I’m not really naturally funny,” said the brunette. “I don’t think up my own jokes. I just take other people’s jokes and say the punchline louder.”
“Oh…” The blonde thought long and hard for a moment. “Okay, I think I got it. Knock knock!”
“Um… who’s there?”
“Louder!”
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