Give Her Another Chance

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A blonde pays $1,000,000 to rent a stadium to prove blondes are smart.

She fills it with 80,000 other blondes and calls one up on live TV.

She starts with a simple math question.

“What’s twenty plus three?” she asks.

The volunteer thinks for a moment and whispers, “Nine?”

Instantly, the crowd of 80,000 blondes erupts:

“Give her another chance! Give her another chance!”

The presenter smiles, calms the crowd, and tries again.

“Okay dear… what’s two plus two?”

After a long pause, the blonde whispers, “Four?”

Once again, the stadium roars:

“Give her another chance! Give her another chance!”

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Posted: May 13, 2026 (1 month ago)
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Topics: gender, intelligence, stereotyping
Sensitivity: PG-13