A blonde pays $1,000,000 to rent a stadium to prove blondes are smart.
She fills it with 80,000 other blondes and calls one up on live TV.
She starts with a simple math question.
“What’s twenty plus three?” she asks.
The volunteer thinks for a moment and whispers, “Nine?”
Instantly, the crowd of 80,000 blondes erupts:
“Give her another chance! Give her another chance!”
The presenter smiles, calms the crowd, and tries again.
“Okay dear… what’s two plus two?”
After a long pause, the blonde whispers, “Four?”
Once again, the stadium roars:
“Give her another chance! Give her another chance!”
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