Explain It Five Times

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A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender “Hey! Wanna hear a blonde joke?”

The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The BARTENDER is blond, the BOUNCER is blond and I’m a 6′ tall, 200 lb blond with a black belt in karate. What’s more, the guy sitting next to me is 6’2″, weighs 225 lb and he’s a blond weight lifter,” he continues, “The fella to your right is blond, 6’5″ and pushing 300 lb and he’s a wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that joke?”

The blind guy goes: “Nah! Not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”

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Posted: May 1, 2026 (2 months ago)
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Topics: dark humor, disability, stereotyping
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