My wife’s sister visited us yesterday in her brand new Porsche…
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Unleash ChaosAstonished, my wife asked her, “How could you afford this?!”
“You know, a blow job every now and again makes my husband very generous,” she replied.
Surprised, my wife turned to me and winked, “I think I’ll start doing that.”
“Me too,” I replied, turning to my sister-in-law. “What’s your husband’s number?”
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