Little Johnny Loses Grandpa

Little Johnny got lost in the shopping mall…

He approached a uniformed security guard and said, “I’ve lost my grandpa!”

The guard asked, “What’s his name?”

“Grandpa.”

The guard smiled, then asked, “What’s he like?”

The boy paused for a moment, then replied, “Crown Royal whiskey and women with big tits!”

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I was invited to join a flash mob recently at a local mall.

I was invited to join a flash mob recently at a local mall. I guess I misunderstood the entire concept, but I’m just grateful they never asked me to take off my trench coat.

Posted: May 15, 2026 (4 months ago)
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Topics: childhood, family humor, misidentification
Sensitivity: PG-13