An American man gets married to a British woman…
Before the big night, his father tells him:
“Tonight, I want you to carry your wife in your arms to show her that the US is a strong nation.
Then I want you to throw her on the bed to show her that the US is a proud nation.
And finally I want you to take off your clothes to show her that the US is a beautiful nation.”
After the big night, the father asks his son, “So how was it?”
Son: “Well, I carried her in my arms to show her that the US is a strong nation.”
Father: “Good!”
Son: “Then I threw her on the bed to show her that the US is a proud nation.”
Father: “Yeah!”
Son: “And then I took off my clothes to show her that the US is a beautiful nation.”
Father: “Very good! And then what did you do?”
Son: “I jacked off in front of her.”
Father: “What? Why would you do that for?”
Son: “To show her that the US is a free and independent nation!”
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