You Wanted Me to Say Shingles

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A man claims he has the smartest dog in the world. His friend doesn’t believe him.

“Prove it,” the friend says.

The man points to his dog and says, “Go get me something to eat.”

The dog runs off and comes back with a sandwich.

“Lucky guess,” says the friend.

The man tries again: “Go get me something to drink.”

The dog runs off and comes back with a soda.

The friend is impressed but still skeptical.

“Alright… ask him something harder.”

The man nods and says, “What’s on top of a house?”

The dog barks, “Roof!”

The friend laughs. “That’s it? Any dog could do that!”

The dog looks at him and says, “You wanted me to say shingles?”

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Posted: May 16, 2026 (1 month ago)
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