The Snail at the Door

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door…

He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.

He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.

A year later, there’s another knock at the door.

He opens it and sees the same snail.

The snail says, “Have I upset you?”

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Alone When Doing Number Two

The old song says, “One is the loneliest number you could ever do.” I don’t know about you, but I’d much rather be alone when I’m doing number two.

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Posted: May 18, 2026 (1 month ago)
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