The Snail at the Door

A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door…

He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch.

He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.

A year later, there’s another knock at the door.

He opens it and sees the same snail.

The snail says, “Have I upset you?”

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Look like you don’t know anything

It’s not what you know or who you know.
It’s how to look like you don’t know anything.

Posted: May 18, 2026 (4 months ago)
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Topics: absurdist, revenge, unintentional humor
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