A golfer tees up his ball on the first tee, takes a mighty swing, and hits the ball into a clump of trees.
After looking for a minute, he finds the ball and sees that there’s an opening between two trees, and like every ‘weekend professional’ he’s completely confident that he can make the perfect shot!
Taking out a 3 iron, closing the club-face and his shoulder, he executes a low punch shot that comes off the face like a bullet.
The ball hits a tree, bounces straight back, hits him in the forehead and kills him instantly!
As he approaches the gates of Heaven, St. Peter asks, “Are you a good golfer?”
The man replied, “Got here in two, didn’t I?”
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