Four Beer CEOs Walk Into a Bar

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Four beer company CEOs walked into a bar…

The CEO of Budweiser ordered a Bud Light.

The CEO of Miller ordered a Miller Light.

The CEO of Coors ordered a Coors Light.

The CEO of Guinness ordered a Coke.

The first three asked the CEO of Guinness why he didn’t order a Guinness, to which he replied:

“I figured if you three weren’t ordering beer it would be rude for me to.”

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Posted: May 20, 2026 (1 month ago)
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