The Lawyer’s Billable Hours

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A lawyer goes to heaven.

St. Peter meets him at the pearly gates. The lawyer is impressed, but asks, “Are you sure it is my time? I’m not that old?”

St. Peter says, “What do you mean? You’re 86 years old.”

The lawyer says, “No I’m not… I’m only 58. Why do you think I’m that old!”

St. Peter says, “Well, we just added up all of the hours you’ve billed to your clients.”

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Posted: May 21, 2026 (1 month ago)
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